'merde' au de cologne

East
Giant Schnauzer
9 months old
90 lbs.
a.k.a. ‘Stinky’
Wow! Nobody told me they make such great cologne for dogs! Mommy loves it too. She always sniffs when I’m near her. Today, I gave her a special treat. I showed her where the secret stash is and how I put it on. There is this pile of old stuff at the bottom of the hill in our backyard. I think it got there from all the rain. It’s filled with all sorts of goodies.
Oh, it smells so nice! I dove my head in and rolled my head round and round in it. It was too small a hole for my body to fit! She looked so pleasantly surprised when she saw me, that I did it again for her. She even ran with hands in the air to praise me and to give me more attention! I love it when she sings, “Oh no, East! No, no, no, East!”
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