>humor + silliness
Spider on Crack
It is pretty funny, until you get to the end. Then it got kinda lame (not funny). The first half was worth it, though. I really want to know how much time was put into this…
the narrator that ruined christmas
nun humor
from Jim C.
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: 1) You have to be single, and, 2) you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
rambo 4 (me not kidding)
Rambo is back! He’s gonna rescue the damsel in distress AND save the world (well okay, just Burma). Dudes, he’s 60 year’s old! What a riot. I can’t wait.
japanese tetris
This is too precious for words. A video clip of a Japanese game show. Worth seeing (at least for the first few minutes).
Thanks, Scott, for the tip.
READERS COMMENTS (2)
07.8.2007 | 
Frank (frank.lynn@sbcglobal.net
Japanese rule the entertainment world. Takeshi Kitano started Takeshi’s Castle (the 80s gameshow they re-run on Spike TV with dubbed English voices); and now they have Hey!Hey!Hey! Downtown which is like MTV’s TRL—if Britney Spears got made fun of and slapped on the back of the head!
08.22.2007 | kmille
april fools' winner
I think here we have a joke on the joke. I KNOW they have digital cameras in China, where this is probably made. People, who on Earth is gonna believe this is a REAL camera? I don’t think even my Grandma would fall for this one. Geez.
where's nemo?
via adfreak
panda sneeze
This has got to be the cutest video ever! It’s very short, so you may have to watch it more than once. That sound is the little baby panda sneezing…
first person in the history of the world to dance
This is one of the funniest skits ever. When he pulls out the glow wands, I just about died.
via YouTube
End of the world
This is a very funny flash animation. A bit old, but worthy of a late post.
via World of Bryan (if you like electronica, he has awesome free downloads of his music.)
museum of bad album covers
Funny, funny site. Their disclaimer cracks me up.
Special Notice: zonicweb.net accepts no responsibility whatsoever for any nausea, vomiting and/ or retinal damage caused by viewing these album covers.
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how to fight
So funny. Reminds me of when my grandmother taught me how to fight. I remember coming home after a fight all scratched up, and when Grandma gave me the squinted look, I thought for sure I was in big trouble. Instead, she said, “Hit them right below the rib. It knocks the wind out of them.” I miss Grandma.
From the ViolentAcres blog…
December 20th, 2006
The summer I turned 6 years old, some of the neighborhood boys started bullying me. Back then, I owned a pair of cabbage patch kid roller-skates and my favorite activity was skating around the block singing nursery rhymes at the top of my lungs. One day, a few boys in the 8-10 range thought it would be pretty humorous to push me around and watch me flail. I tried to run from them, but I couldn’t skate faster than they could run. They taunted me for a while and then knocked me down. Angry, humiliated, and with two freshly skinned knees, I did what any 6 year old girl would do in my position.
I went home and told my Dad.
My Father was an ex marine and always preached the benefits of learning self defense. Unlike most parents, he had no interest in calling the parents of my bullies to ‘open up a dialogue’ or some other such tripe. Instead, he planned to teach me to kick a little ass.
the narrator that ruined christmas
great shot
Watchers shocked as they watched a pelican swallow a pigeon. According to photographer Cathal McNaughton, who captured the photo below, “it was kicking and flapping the whole way down.” Great photo.
Thanks to Kristen Caven for the tip.
via BBC News UK
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Ah, Vietnam.
Submitted by Brooke Facente [origin unknown]
this will brighten your day
by Alex Kuethe
Other countries considering developing nuclear programs in the near future are Egypt, Bangladesh, Ghana, Indonesia, Jordan, Namibia, Moldova, Nigeria, Poland, Thailand, Turkey, Vietnam and Yemen, U.N. officials say.
Yep that’s what I was thinking just the other day. If only Bangladesh could get some nukes all their problems would be over. And what about Moldova? I think 5% of the world needs to know that you are actually a country before you can have nukes. Sorry if I offended any Moldovians on the list, but that’s just the way I feel.
Finally there is Nigeria. I can just see the emails that this will create.
My uncle worked on the Nigerian Nuclear program. When he died I went to the bank to clean out his safety deposit box and I found a nuclear weapon. Send my $5,000 or I’ll blow up your house.
teddy bear massacres fish
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
This cute teddy bear was inadvertently responsible for the death of 2500 fish in New Hampshire.
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they're back!
Them slugs! They’re back! And fat too! On my to do list… Buy lots of Sluggo.
It started with how I almost killed my dogs. And the wild birds. And the cat across the street. I bought some ‘old English formula’ and literally caused a snail genocide in my yard, but seeing all the dead snails and slugs got me to re-read the label. Also kills dogs, children and wildlife.
After that, I spent days researching organic means to killing the S+S (snails and slugs). It is a very long story, and somewhat humorous, as it does involve beer, torture and chickens. (To read more about this, click here)
Now to Sluggo, what I’m supposed to be talking about. It’s iron-based and non-toxic, so it doesn’t harm the environment, the dogs or the wildlife. The S+S eat the stuff, are fooled into thinking they are full, crawl back to their quarters and die of starvation. I know, it sounds cruel. (Until you hear the other methods, this is pretty nice, actually.)
Seriously, Sluggo works very well. Very easy to use and messy-free. I highly recommend it.