A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: 1) You have to be single, and, 2) you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

Rambo is back! He’s gonna rescue the damsel in distress AND save the world (well okay, just Burma). Dudes, he’s 60 year’s old!  What a riot. I can’t wait.

This is too precious for words. A video clip of a Japanese game show. Worth seeing (at least for the first few minutes).

Thanks, Scott, for the tip. 

READERS COMMENTS (2)

07.8.2007 | Frank (frank.lynn@sbcglobal.net

Japanese rule the entertainment world. Takeshi Kitano started Takeshi’s Castle (the 80s gameshow they re-run on Spike TV with dubbed English voices); and now they have Hey!Hey!Hey! Downtown which is like MTV’s TRL—if Britney Spears got made fun of and slapped on the back of the head!
 

08.22.2007 | kmille